convo with Tia Recor at 1 in the morning….
Tia-“I looked up a german slang translator and looked up cock thinking lol penis, but it gave me hahn (I forgot it meant rooster xD) and i LOL’d VERY LOUD.”
Me- *look of pure joy “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
if only she knew how often people said that to me XD
wierd things
I find the weirdest things fascinating. If I gave you an example of said things, you wouldn’t speak to me…. therefore I will be fascinated in total silence.
that is all….
There are over 8,000 microscopic spiders in the average person’s eyebrows.
Wtf? You Serious?
WUT
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